Well I wanna get in the whole world s pants
and when my beaver s hungry preemies ain t got a chance
I turn it out in granny glasses and hotpants
and my digs are decked out for statutory romance

WITH HIM EVERY NITE I WANNA ROCK OUT
WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT I WANNA ROCK OUT
WITH HIM EVERY NITE UNDER THE HUMP LITES
OH YEAH HUMP LITES OH YEAH

Well they call me your grandma cuz I m two-hundred-and six
but I got a lollipop you know you wanna lick
I ll bounce up and down on the preemie trampoline
and shake my pop-poms cuz I m Chunky Superteen

Cuz I am your grandma
She is your grandma!!!